did you think I cant speak proper english ? you moron.

ok so listen here guys . I love guys who can speak fluent english . I think its so hot . woot woot ;D , habba habba . but the thing is , I dont like guys who speaks english better than me . its kindda annoying -.-' . for example my bubu , he can speak english but sometimes I would correct his grammars , verbs or maybe nouns and intonation . what ? so I like to be smarter in english , so what ? I'm not saying my english is 100% perfect . NOOOOO DEAR . I'm so-so lah . I'm still malay ok ? so I mix up my english with malay . habit people . rojak so they say :D . can't blame me for being malaysian . anyways , yesterday I updated my fb status . so this was my status : ' k Im single and not planning to settle down right now so just gonna have fun . sorry Im just gonna toy with your heart if you fall for me k . ' then this moron named ' Abbas Shafiq ' commented on my status saying this ' dont type as if you are a pro in english -.- toy ? ' . damnnnn boy . you have a lot of nerve saying that to me k ;) . so I said ' hahaha , dear I never get a B in my english ever , all A's since kindergaden . know why ? cause my mum sent me to private school . dont type if you dont know any shit about me . dont think you're the only one who can speak english . yess , toy as in play with your feelings . LOL . ' . then I waited for his come back . 5 minutes pass and still nothing from him so I tag his name and I commented on that same status again , I said ' ‎Abbas Shafiq I am a pro in english . so suck it . ingat I ape , budak takde education ke hah ? moron ' . but still no come back from him . so I guess I win right ? haha , yessssssssssss . victory is mine ! so what I'm trying to say here is Dont judge me if you don't know me . who knows , you might be suprise of what I'm capable of k ;) . if you see me posting some error in my english sometimes its not cause I cant speak it , its just I like doing so . I like having fun so I mess up my english sometimes . but I can speak proper english so don't patronize me k you fool . thats all bebeh , now you can go blah . I sudah habis membebel . kboiboi